What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
I said it before. Cis hetero men dont demand other men smile. They dont give ‘compliments’ to other men like they do women. It is about dominance.
Victor Henriksen | “Nightshifter” (3/3)
iconic video of my childhood
I still regularly quote this.
I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is. Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.
mandY I FOUND A GIFSET OF IT AND YOU AREN’T HERE NO
Guess what’s back motherfuckers
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
and then you realize it’s a marathon and suddenly your whole day disappears
Cecil Gershwin Palmer, past and present.
I always have way too much fun with his 50’s clothes.